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horn mestizo

1. a. A person of mixed European and Native American heritage or descent who rambles in his/her speech, b. eats an inordinant amount of carrots, or c. cramps the bug.

2. Harsh sun

3. Withered corn stalk
1.a) That ol' horn mestizo is really annoying, and if he don't shut his trap soon, I'm gonna lamblast the son'u'bitch
1.b) The horn mestizo over there sure can eat alotta them carrots
1.c) Check out that friggin' horn mestizo!

2. I grew increasingly hot in the horn mestizo.

3. The shanks of the horn mestizo ruffled in the rising wind.
by P'tainz March 25, 2011
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Hornaman

A diabetic man who never learns anyones real name. One who dances around the room looking crazy. Favorite word: "shiznit"
"Look at that Hornaman, he's at it again"
by Carpentier January 30, 2009
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Fez: The gay spider wouldn't shut it's cake horn.
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Horntail

When you grab a girl by her hair and then jizz on her forehead
Aye see that slut Eyeballing me over there I horntailed her last night.

If you dont shut up im gonna have to horntail you.
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CZW Air Horn

When a insane bump happens in a CZW show and a fan in the crowd goes crazy with a air horn to show appreciation to the insane bump usually through light tubes, barbed wire, fire or some other dangerous object.
*Zandig hits the mother f'n bomb onto Mondo through a glass pain on fire*

* czw air horn fan goes crazy*
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