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ISO Hornies

Crypto investors who are infatuated with ISO 20022. Disinterested in all other messaging standards. Lose focus easily in a conversation. Likely to enter into a state of rage if the words 'market cap' are uttered in their presence.
When ISO 20022 is activated and nothing happens to price, ISO Hornies are gonna be devastated.
by HodlZ March 20, 2023
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Van Horned

When one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. Usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.
"Man, that was a hilarious joke!"
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."
by TheMightyThor47 July 21, 2017
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mighty horned

A state of being in which someone is absolutely bricked up but it is ferocious and timid. It’s so solid to the point of zero control and it cannot be adjusted to hide it. It just be and there is only one thing you can say when everyone in your family and workplace and public place sees it.
Trish: oh…my….fucking…fucks…….what the actual hell my dude!

Terry towels jr.: I’m mighty horned

Trish (and everyone else present in unison): Ohhhh word! He is simply mighty horned and there’s nothing that can be done!

Bobby slacks: ITS MARCH MADNESS!! Zooooooops and slooooops ñëyuoirnes!
by Bro Jake March 22, 2023
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hornie

an elevated state of horniness, used when describing someone who seems to be horny all the time
chad - goddamn id stick it in that girl any day of the week
friend - chad you are the most hornie man i know
by redthejoker October 25, 2019
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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Horned Bird

A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.
My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?
by an on e muz October 22, 2011
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Honied

"Did u hear about Tommy? Yeah, he got honied and hasn't seen his wife since."
by NikiNitro November 27, 2022
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