oatmeal hormones

Being instantly changing of your condition.

I was having such a bad day till Stephanie hugged me, and gave me those oatmeal hormones.

by Sontdp December 4, 2007

hormone day

When you have a crush on someone for only about one day. It usually triggered by a nice conversation or a well put-together outfit, that makes you believe that you like the person, but it was only a momentary attraction. It can last anywhere from a few minutes, hours, to a few days.

William had a hormone day for Natalie, but it was just because she was wearing a low-cut shirt that day.

by deny-ée May 3, 2009

Hormone Couple

A couple, typically in high school, that "date" each other because of the sudden release of sex hormones during puberty.

Zach got a giant got a giant hickey from savanna! what a disgusting hormone couple!

by UrbanYourMom May 16, 2016

Rollin with the hormones

A trio of funny, hormonal best friends. Founded in 2016- rollin with the hormones is a group that will stick for life.

-vlad

We are rollin with the hormones.

by V cut ramon January 8, 2019

Hormones

it's what makes girls different from boys, in many freaky and disturbing ways. hormones give girls boobs and guys dicks. they make us horny and sexually active, which is why it is cut into the two fitting words "whore" and "moans". makes senses, doesn't it though?

every girl and boy was born with a special gift: HORMONES

by emily dick December 31, 2008

hormone hostage

In a relationship, the status of the man while the woman is having her period.

"Let's call Dave and see if he wants to come out to the bar! No way man, Lisa is on the rag this weekend. He's a hormone Hostage."

"It didn't matter how I answered her question, either way I was in trouble...That's just how it is when you're a hormone hostage."

by Nuggets McGee June 6, 2007

hormone card

Playing the 'hormone card' is similar to playing the 'race card'.

Someone may try to de-value and say that someone's stance is invalid purely because of either "teenage hormones" or being "on their period", insinuating that their thoughts are not sober or valid because of an external force.

"That bitch played the hormone card on me, said I was only mad because I was on my period"

by xokbok October 19, 2015