hopscotch

A euphemism for sex.

"Damn, I'm trying to play me some hopscotch with this girl tonight.."

"Yo, why the hell is Alex the only one hopscotching it up right now?!! Fuck that!!"

by John Lovelady January 7, 2008

hopscotcher

A player in a multiplayer first person shooter game who uses excessive jumping in order to avoid incoming shots

Those fucking hopscotchers are hard to kill man!

by CrunchyCentar June 5, 2019

Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.

Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.

by babysealclubsamich September 7, 2007

honeypot hopscotch

When a male has sex with multiple females who are lying on top of each other, giving each one thrust before moving on to the next.

Man, it was awesome. Emily, Sarah, and Samantha all got drunk last night and let me pull a honeypot hopscotch on them.

by T-Bone 1980 April 21, 2017

dick hopscotch

WHEN BITCHES HOP FROM ONE DICK TO ANOTHER LIKE ITS A GAME

RANDOM: GURL ZANAYAH WAS JUST WITH KENNY LAST WEEK NOW SHE WITH ANOTHER NIGGA.
ME: THAT BUM BITCH PLAYING DICK HOPSCOTCH.

by JIGGY TEE December 1, 2016

chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.

He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.

by bilnyethescienceguy696969 July 17, 2016

California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.

Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.

by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022