A common nickname for an amazing girl who is a combination of nerdy, sexy, intelligent, artistic and funny all at the same time. A girl that is so near to perfection that her actual existence is more than questionable, a Hoovie is so close to perfection that she finds it necessary to be mean in order to try to scare away those with less than honorable intentions. This is the type of girl that can make you lose track of time and have you up all night hanging on her every word.
Hoovies are also known to be extreme meat eaters, melt at the mere mention of fireworks or BBQ's, despise cats and enjoy horribly fake Cuban accents.
Hoovies are also known to be extreme meat eaters, melt at the mere mention of fireworks or BBQ's, despise cats and enjoy horribly fake Cuban accents.
Guy 1 – Dude I met this chick shes such a Hoovie
Guy 2 – Aw you lucky fucker, I’m jealous
Guy 1 – Yea you should be
Guy 2 – Yea I am
Guy 1 – Okay
Guy 2 – I’m hungry
Guy 1 – Me too lets get some soy burgers
Guy 2 – That sounds F-Ing awesome
Guy 2 – Aw you lucky fucker, I’m jealous
Guy 1 – Yea you should be
Guy 2 – Yea I am
Guy 1 – Okay
Guy 2 – I’m hungry
Guy 1 – Me too lets get some soy burgers
Guy 2 – That sounds F-Ing awesome
by IWouldF-ingDestroyAPenguin July 12, 2009
Get the Hooviemug. A short interbred cocksucker from a small rural area (rutledge mo) such a individual will become very short with you for no reason and may threaten to touch you inappropriately. May claim to be horny. Usually elf like with mismatching ears/features. Some could carry diseases so avoid if possible.
by Notinbred November 14, 2019
Get the Hooviemug. A horse. Naively described by foreign types, particularly of Polish descent. Relating to the 'hooves' of the animal.
by yoyoslowslow February 28, 2008
Get the Hooviemug. A movie that is strictly used by teen couples to hook up at; usually a terrible or stupid movie with no plot.
John: Dude did you go see a movie last night with Sarah?
Jerry: Yeah, but it was more of hoovie if you know what I mean
John: Nice dude! High Five!
Jerry: Yeah, but it was more of hoovie if you know what I mean
John: Nice dude! High Five!
by mayneeee May 31, 2009
Get the Hooviemug. a Team Fortress 2 player that chooses the Heavy class and doesn't harm either team, even handing out edibles (e.g. Sanvich, Dalokohs Bar, Second Banana, etc.) to restore health. To tell a Hoovy apart from regular Heavy players, they always have their melee weapon or secondary weapons (with edibles equipped) selected as they crouch, occasionally yelling out Heavy's voice lines.
the concept of the Hoovy derived from the position of the fist based melee weapons which they hold close to their chest, which makes them look innocent and almost cute.
the concept of the Hoovy derived from the position of the fist based melee weapons which they hold close to their chest, which makes them look innocent and almost cute.
player : Yo guys don't kill the hoovy hes not doing anything
player 2 :He gave sandvich to the enemy team that was about to die
player 2 :He gave sandvich to the enemy team that was about to die
by KMLight August 3, 2021
Get the Hoovymug. Hoovy, scientifically named Crassus Amicus, is a herbivore mammal species in the TF2 Universe. They are often seen sharing their food with other species and screaming for help.
Hoovies normally wander alone in their ecosystem, ocasionally encoutering hoovies of the opposing team to reproduce. This shows a major flaw in the evolution: Hoovies are extremely vulnerable to predators, hence their diminishing population.
Hoovies show a mutualistic relation with other species: Those who show friendliness towards them are considered part of the group, occasionaly inciting interbreeding between the two.
Hoovies are rare and severely endangered. Their natural predators, Pyro and Soldier mains, have grown exceptionally quick, in favor of their adaptation to the environment. While most hoovies can be found on public and community habitats, some still live, though disappearing quickly, in competitive areas.
Hoovies normally wander alone in their ecosystem, ocasionally encoutering hoovies of the opposing team to reproduce. This shows a major flaw in the evolution: Hoovies are extremely vulnerable to predators, hence their diminishing population.
Hoovies show a mutualistic relation with other species: Those who show friendliness towards them are considered part of the group, occasionaly inciting interbreeding between the two.
Hoovies are rare and severely endangered. Their natural predators, Pyro and Soldier mains, have grown exceptionally quick, in favor of their adaptation to the environment. While most hoovies can be found on public and community habitats, some still live, though disappearing quickly, in competitive areas.
by allnamesarealreadytaken October 30, 2017
Get the Hoovymug. by TheOneWhoTitles September 23, 2023
Get the Not A Hoovymug.