hoopajew

Something that goes up your butt. A probe. Its from south park

Stan: "Whats an anal probe"

Chef: "Thats where they put this big metal hoopajew up your butt"

by MistahTom November 25, 2005

Hooplife

Hooplife® is a basketball brand based in the United States of America. Hooplife® first came onto the scene in the mid-2000's when a few of the products were featured in Slam and Dime Magazine (two prominent, national basketball magazines for basketball players and enthusiasts). Hooplife® manufactures and sells apparel, athletic bags, uniforms, footwear, headwear, basketballs, basketball goals, basketball equipment and accessories that compete directly against Nike, Adidas, Under Armor, etc... Hooplife® also offers services in the field of basketball training, basketball tournaments and leagues. Based in San Antonio, Texas you can find out more about the Hooplife® brand at www.hooplifebrand.net or search "Hooplife Brand" in your internet browser.

I just received my Hooplife basketball in the mail today.

by balling1974 December 4, 2019

Mott the Hoople

English rock band of the early 70s. Lineup: Ian Hunter, Mick Ralphs, Overend Watts, Dale 'Buffin' Griffin and Verden Allen. Mainly known for the song 'All the Young Dudes' written for them by none other than David Bowie, but also such classics as 'Roll away the stone', 'All the way from Memphis' and 'Honaloochie Boogie'. They are the only band that Queen ever supported. Named after the Willard Manus novel of the same name.

Dude 1: What is possibly the best ever name of a band?
Dude 2: It's gotta be Mott the Hoople!

by mottthehoople March 12, 2010

Hoopadarius

Best friend. Pronounced: hoop-ahh-dairy-ess. Plural: hoopadariuses.

Elle is my hoopadarius; I love her.

by Andrew31825 August 27, 2009

hooplla

1. The atrocious sound one makes when vomiting.

2. A fund raising ploy made by a certain private academy exploiting innocent K-12 labor. $40,000 is the approximate goal to be raised. Where does the money go? I'm guessing the annual staff member lottery grand prize: a brand new Mercedes-Benz.

School desperate for money: Hey, are YOU excited for the hoopLLA (definition 2)?!

Me: Naw, fuck you man. I'ma hooplla (definition 1) all over your face before I go to the hooplla (definition 2).

by Cue Forkawail February 20, 2009

hoopelhead

an ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-dick, dumb-ass cocksucker.

E.B. Farnum is a hoopelhead.

by Joe Wilson April 18, 2005

hooplah

a word that is used to scream at the top of your lungs when quoting lines from Spongebob Square Pants; until you get hit in the head by a brick!

HOOPLAH! HOOPLAH! HOOPLAH! HOOP-...

by kai-lan April 7, 2009