Turd Hobbit

A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.

Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.

by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022

Hobi

~a living sunshine
~Jhope

~CUTE
~ Your Hope,Your Angel

"Im Your Hope, I'm Your Angel."- Hobi

by TuanologyX June 6, 2018

Hobi

An angel who shines brighter than the sun and lights up the whole world!!

Hobi is soo cute.

Hobi is my sunshine.

by lovesickforBTS June 5, 2019

Hobbit hole

A word used for your room when you retreat into it for long periods of time (usually includes food, electronics, and netflix)

Friends: Where's Jim?
Mom: Oh, He's gone up to his darn hobbit hole again!

by Cinquante March 30, 2015

Hobie Gates

A "placeholder" name used in law school hypotheticals. Origin unknown, but used in BarBri prep materials and sample outlines.

Hobie Gates died intestate. Three of his four children predeceased him. One child died without heirs, the other three had two children each. How much will each child receive in a state using per capita representation?

by Cranialsodomy June 1, 2011

Hobie Brown

A hot, british,funny,smart punk guy who is boyfriend material. Hobie Brown is a REAL NIGGA and would NEVER betray the homies. He's a anarchist and has an amazing sense of humour to match his fineeeee looks, total 10/10 baba gurl.

I wish Hobie Brown was my man

by Ilovefictionalcharacters69 July 23, 2023

hobi water

ARMYs use Hobi Water instead of Holy water

"Did you see that?! I think I need some Hobi Water for my eyes!"

by SeungminPuppy February 28, 2020