Honky Tonk

At the culmination of coitus (preferably doggy-style) you retrieve your banjo, lift it over your shoulder and bring it down upon your present partners head. The dossal tones that will emanate from this southern harp will remind one of a honky tonk.

-a slight variation would be to sing a country or blue grass line (instrumental or vocal) before impact.

Most girls don't care for country or blue grass, but everyone enjoys a good honky tonk.

-Hey Jen, where did that bump come from?

-One of the 12 guys I screwed for money gave me a honky tonk.

by J. Cooper December 28, 2004

Honky Tonk

That be the sound it make when you hit a white man on his forehead with a spoon.

Did you heard the "honky tonk" when Fred got he self hit just above his eye brow with that old tea spoon.

by DanoC November 08, 2005

honky tonk

One who is of excessive whiteness. i.e. white trash cowboy

Look at that honky tonk talking like he's the shiznoodle.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

Honky Tonk

What New Englanders call apple peelers

Get the Honky Tonk out of the drawer and peel those granny smiths

by Jonag July 29, 2008

honky tonk

An excessively Caucasian, ignorant and racist individual.

Mary is a honky tonk yankee doodle bitch.

by Shayla November 14, 2003

Honky Tonk

It means/I am the Devil/Hence all country slang means that as does Hip hop

Honky tonk yo homie g

I am the devil give me your soul I come from the seventh layer of he11

by Siiko May 04, 2007

honky tonk

being of the tonk, having in oneself qualities of honky. of southern decent.

mrs. white and mrs. hallet are such so honky tonk gross!

by macho man randy savage April 13, 2006