Honeymoon

Drizzling ones testicals with honey then carrying on to tea bag ones partner on a honeymoon

"The honey was delicious. I always wants to be honeymooned"

by MajorMoon June 23, 2016

honeymoon

lana del rey's worst album

honeymoon tanked

by olivia bensonola September 9, 2022

Honeymoon

Honeymoon is a group made up of 4 people. They are the tightest of groups and their bond will never be broken. They hand out as much as possible and love each other very much. They are all different and unique in their own ways and will never give up. There might be drama sometimes but they always get over it. They are baby witches but hope to get better one day and are always open for more knowledge!

Omg our friend group is as tight as honeymoon

Look it’s honeymoon the most powerful and wonderful group

Omg your a witch?!?! Your just like honeymoon!!

by The weird fly in the corner September 17, 2020

honeymoon snow

Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.

Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...

by CMFS February 5, 2010

honeymoon's over

when the state of infatuation between a couple ends only to be replaced by constant fighting and usually followed by a break-up.

The honeymoon's over.

by flamber August 28, 2009

Honeymoon Cystitis

Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)

"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"

by Pfc. Snowball July 11, 2006

honeymoon handshake

When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.

We were so exhausted after the wedding instead of sex we want for the honeymoon handshake

by Madeupjunk November 30, 2016