Honer

A person who hones there skill with there bone. AKA the kid you wish you hadn't walked in on.

1. Bill, "Oh SNAP frank what are you doing?"
Frank, "I am honering, leave NOW!"

by Brett April 2, 2005

Honer

A honer is a Heart Boner. Used for when you see something you find too wholesome and you just wish to protect with all your might.

Perhaps you watched Demon Slayer and felt your heart get all warm, and you wished to protect Nezuko. You at that moment got a Honer

I just want to protect her and make sure she feels safe, I've got a massive Honer for her.

by Teleran December 5, 2020

Honer

It’s like an erection, but from your heart.

Omg that cat is so cute, I think I just had a Honer

by Spiff Jnr May 31, 2024

Boner Honer

A slang term for someone’s mouth.

Shut your boner honer John.

Jane was upset when her husband started running his boner honer to the police officer.

by Bigdummie March 22, 2019

Andrew Honer

Andrew Honer is a big dick energy Mormon boi. His parents hate him but love his friends. If you know a mad lad named Andrew Honer you want to bink his moms cooter

Wow Andrew Honer is so annoying, I only go to his house for his blazing hot fake booby mom

by Andrewshotmom56 September 23, 2019

Hœrgüpjelly

The Hœrgüpjelly is a rare delicacy and only a few have been fortunate enough to taste it. It's like a jelly but with the taste of a crepe if a crepe was the shape of a muesli bar, with a main flavour of love.

Seeing that very few people have the chance to eat Hœrgüpjelly, you might as well just kiss my lips as it tastes exactly the same as my regular lips.

by Attrit Jàz November 12, 2021

Homer Gift

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."

Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”

by El J May 3, 2007