Homoincesturbation

The act of time traveling and having sex with oneself.

Marty McFly missed his opportunity for homoincesturbation

by ingut February 19, 2013

Homodaffodil

An insult thrown at a person due to lack of insults and the desire to make oneself appear smarter.

Person 1 - "You're annoying and have no friends"

Person 2 - "You're a homodaffodil."

by The Papa John June 3, 2010

Homocide

The act of killing or murdering someone, but on a much Gayer scale.

"A homocide victim named lance was found the other day, his throat was slashed by his favorite 'twilight' DVD.

by Cartooninator February 18, 2011

Johnny the Homocidal Maniac

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is a comic made by Jhonen Vasques, who also made Invader Zim, Squee, and many more. It revolves around a man named Johnny. C (Or Nny, pronounced Knee) who is indeed a Homicidal Maniac. He tends to kill those who irritate him in the slightest (For turning the BrainFreezy machine off at 2AM). He resides in the house number 777. A single story house with a maze of a basement, filled with torture devices and bodies to fill them. He kills his victims and drains them of there blood for painting a wall, in which case if he doesn’t the 'thing' will escape. Johnny is plagued by voices named Nailbunny, Mr. Fuck, and Phycodoughboy. Nailbunny representing the closest thing Nny has to a voice of reason, Mr. Fuck tends to tell Nny to just kill himself and get it all over with, while Phyco tends to tell Nny to go out and kill someone else and feed his wall. Later in the comics Nny ends up dead taking a trip to heaven and hell and finding them to his distaste. Also learning that he is a 'wastelock' something that takes up all the human negativity and filters it. He is sent back to earth with this information and doubts weather it was real or just some dream. Nny then starts for trying to find freedom by not feeling, in which a new voice tried to make Johnny Feel. Its a wondrous little comic with an interesting message laid in think with the blood.

Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is an good book to read

by Kats_Coven July 31, 2006

homodatable

someone who dates a gay person

kirstin - Im going out with this guy, but im a bit worried..i think he might be gay
ella - omg, you are homodatable :O

by eL0 December 19, 2009

Homodist

A person that hates Homosexuals, better word than Homophobic meaning the fear of Homosexuality.

Pronounced: Homo-Dist
Homo-di-st, "di" coming from the word "odi" which comes from Latin word as a verb "Odisse". "st" added at the end coming from the word "ist" as in "Terrorist" or "Racist"

Also see, Homodi

Coach Johnson kicked Tim off of the Football team, there is no doubt that it's because Tim is gay. Coach Johnson is such a Homodist.

by GorillaMike713 October 12, 2012

Homodynamics

When someone says no homo, where exactly does the homo go?

Well according to the first law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transferred from one person to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

This means that everytime someone exclaims the words "no homo" the homo must be transferred from one person to another through the other person responding with "full homo" if no such response is said the homo will be transferred into the atmosphere contributing to gay smog which will eventually lead to the extinction of straight

people and humanity everywhere.

Such a noble sacrifice can be manageable by always having a gay friend around to say "full homo" and be further infected with the BIG gay.

Homodynamics at home:

You:"traps aren't gay"
Trap: "Shut the fuck up faggot"
You: "no homo..."
Trap: "full homo"

by Souly_uwu June 10, 2018