Homersexual

A guy or girl that only prefers to have sex with those that share their regional or ethnic background. Very common among the closeminded and bigots. Also the exact opposite of Captain Kirk.

Homersexual: "No way I'm sleeping with that Asian chick....I need a Jersey girl."

by brandom March 3, 2011

Homersexual

A person who finds the most attractive qualities for a man to have is obesity, baldness and odd skin color (especially yellow).

Marge is a homersexual

by Tiitie guy April 1, 2015

Homersexual

opposite of homosexual.
so much as to be cool.
deffinetly not a victor!!haha

Homer is a Homersexual. So is Nick and Victor

by Vomer January 17, 2008

homersexual

A strong sexual attraction to a Simpsons character.

Guy 1: "Don't you think Lisa Simpson is so hot in that scene"
Guy 2: "Dude she's like nine. And also not real"
Guy 3: "Nah dude it's cool i identify as homersexual"

by pansexualrabbit June 12, 2015

Homersexual

A male who enjoys normal sex with his female wife.

I guess I'm just a homersexual.

by Henry Beemis August 28, 2016

Homersexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson is a Homersexual

by James299 July 27, 2016

Homersexual

An obsession with the Simpsons including acts like; Gaining 390lbs, Painting self yellow, burning off hair, and never aging.

Results in paralyzation, extreme brain damage, alcoholism, and death in young children ages 5 - 100

Spread your legs and feel my Homersexual.

by Revolutionary Hot Pocket April 1, 2019