homersexual

n. - male who is able to attract and/or retain one or more faithful female or male companions/lovers despite truncal obesity, male pattern baldness, underemployment, boorish behavior, limited intelligence, and/or other features undeserving of such companionship

Stan: Jane seems to have her shit together.
Alice: I agree - she's sensible, smart, and fun to hang around with.
Stan: What's with John? He's a total deadbeat without any redeeming qualities.
Alice: I know - I guess Jane's a homersexual.

by thedoctorman2000 August 09, 2009

homersexual

The polar opposite of metrosexual

He's such a homersexual - he doesn't even bother to look in the mirror in the morning.

by TracerJoJo March 17, 2004

homersexual

1. Simpsons version on the term homosexual.

D'oh, you mean Mo's a homersexual and likes Bart!

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

Homersexual

Someone who is only sexually attracted to characters from the show, The Simpsons.

Benny is a Homersexual because he is sexually attracted to Marge Simpson.

by Crazy Motherfucker Ass Bitch December 03, 2020

homersexual

someone who is attracted more attracted to cartoons than real people.

Tim suspected he might be a homersexual when he realized he preferred japanese cartoons to real live girls.

by zatoichi8086 January 04, 2023

Homersexual

A male who enjoys normal sex with his female wife.

I guess I'm just a homersexual.

by Henry Beemis February 26, 2016

Homersexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson is a Homersexual

by James299 July 27, 2016