homersexual

n. - male who is able to attract and/or retain one or more faithful female or male companions/lovers despite truncal obesity, male pattern baldness, underemployment, boorish behavior, limited intelligence, and/or other features undeserving of such companionship

Stan: Jane seems to have her shit together.
Alice: I agree - she's sensible, smart, and fun to hang around with.
Stan: What's with John? He's a total deadbeat without any redeeming qualities.
Alice: I know - I guess Jane's a homersexual.

by thedoctorman2000 August 9, 2009

homersexual

The polar opposite of metrosexual

He's such a homersexual - he doesn't even bother to look in the mirror in the morning.

by TracerJoJo March 16, 2004

homersexual

1. Simpsons version on the term homosexual.

D'oh, you mean Mo's a homersexual and likes Bart!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

homersexual

A strong sexual attraction to a Simpsons character.

Guy 1: "Don't you think Lisa Simpson is so hot in that scene"
Guy 2: "Dude she's like nine. And also not real"
Guy 3: "Nah dude it's cool i identify as homersexual"

by pansexualrabbit June 12, 2015

Homersexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson is a Homersexual

by James299 July 27, 2016

Homersexual

An obsession with the Simpsons including acts like; Gaining 390lbs, Painting self yellow, burning off hair, and never aging.

Results in paralyzation, extreme brain damage, alcoholism, and death in young children ages 5 - 100

Spread your legs and feel my Homersexual.

by Revolutionary Hot Pocket April 1, 2019

Homersexual

A male who enjoys normal sex with his female wife.

I guess I'm just a homersexual.

by Henry Beemis August 28, 2016