hoepants

whore,slut,hoe,prostitute, woman of the night, she who sells sex for money or other tangible items. The term pants is added for effect and humor. now a days, calling someone a slut just doesn't cut it, you've got to give it that extra uumph to seal the deal; get the point across. see also hoebag

Emma you stupid hoepants, shut the fuck up.

Yo hoepants,get me a sandwich then when ur done suck on my weener.

Dammit hoepants i freakin told you to stay in the car.

by Robotron777 August 11, 2008

hampants

a. ravel
b. untwisted
c. army of fat kitties
d. army of fat titties!!!
e. pentagon shaped potpourri scented pants

Nice Hampants!

You know , after ten years on the net I still dont know what hampants are.

Hampants are not clothes made out of skin, I think.

Those hampants smell good, can I have a bite?

by Doktor Agon Fly February 1, 2004

hotpants

The act of shiting yourself

David thought he had to fart and he ended up with HOTPANTS

by NTOTH October 28, 2007

smarty hotpants

An extremely hot intelligent clever witty sarcastic chick.

I can't get anywhere with this chick. Every time I make a comment she replies with a smart ass answer. She is a little Ms. Smarty Hotpants.

by griiiiiingaaa October 22, 2013

hotpants

a guy who walks around in tight white pants in order to try and show off his junk...but fails miserably.

julene: i like your white pants
chris murphy: they are my hotpants

see: chris murphy

by 307 February 29, 2008

hotpants

girl in highschool with the hottest pants,
often referred to as a crazy bitch.
Loves to party, and is good in bed.

"Damn that must be kellie hotpants,
she looks pretty fucked up"

by kellie=] August 20, 2008

Hampants

Noun: The phenomena that occurs in the absence of any discernible delineation between a human's belly and groin, so as to appear as if one was crotching a Christmas ham. The most significant existence of hampants witnessed to date is the groindomen of former New England Patriots/Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis. This effect is accentuated when the subject tucks his/her shirt into their pants, most commonly a polo shirt of some type.

The woman I encountered in line for the petting zoo at the State Fair had Charlie Weis-level hampants.

by BitchRiderAndTheDetroitWheels May 10, 2016