Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

holy hottness

someone(guy) that is so extreamly hot that it's holy and you can't help but worship him

Garrett....omgoodness what a babe! rite borty!

by jordygurl28 June 2, 2005

Holy Hockey net

The hockey net is a god. We love everything he does for us. All hail the holy hockey net. We pray everyday to it.

“All hail the Holy Hockey Net and everything it does.”

by larron godly 5 May 21, 2019

holy horsecock

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting

Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!

by Chris Aubertin December 19, 2008

Holy Houdini

when you are doing your girl from behind, and you pull out--and spit on the girls back to make her think you got off, then when she turns around, you give a shot in the face.

not necessarily nice, so be careful who you choose to victimize with this move.

I was doing her from behind, and I figured it would be a great time to try a Holy Houdini

by loverofthepenis November 21, 2010

holy hoax

a term used by revisionists for the Holocaust especially when denying that the holocaust ever existed

The holy hoax is a lie.

by Michael Jahl August 26, 2007

Holy Hoe

A member of a church congregation who engages in promiscuous or adulterous behavior outside the church or with other members of the congregation. The term can be applied equally to either a woman or a man. A slang/abbreviated term for Holy Whore. May also be seen or written as "Holy Ho."

Girl, I've got to find me a new church to attend. Word going around the congregation is that Brother Smith is creeping behind his wife's back with Sister Jones, while Sister Black from the choir is spending a lot of special time with Brother White and has been seen out with several of the deacons. I can't be around people who pretend and front themselves as upstanding members of the church in the light, but turn into a holy hoe in the dark.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 21, 2019