Holy Fucking Shit 

An expression of exclamation about something, anything that could be good or bad, commonly abbreviated H.F.S.

Sam: Dude, my granma passed away last week...
John: Holy fucking shit man, im so sorry.

Liam: I just got 10 grams of weed!
Andrew: Thats insane dude, holy fucking shit!

Holy Fucking Shit by DactaTomas June 11, 2014

holy fucking shit 

basically means wow that is fucking incredible how/why did he/she do that?

holy fucking shit he put his tounge in his asshole.

holy fucking shit by napoleondynamite June 14, 2005

Holy fucking shit 

A piece of shit that is fucking something so it becomes holy (doesn’t make any sense? Yeah I know)

James: holy fucking shit look at her ass
Jack:Damn boy that’s a thick fucking ass

Holy fucking shit by HolyJesusWhatTheFuckIsThat? July 24, 2019

Holy Fucking Shit 

Commonly used by sailor mouths that have been surprised,scared, etc...

Holy Fucking shit that was hard

rollerblader#1: imma do that gap
rollerblader#2: Holy fucking shit you fell on your face
rollerblader#1: It hurts!!!
rollerblader#2: Holy Fucking Shit!!!
rollerblader#1: Call an ambulence
rollerbalder#2: Holy Fucking Shit!!!!

Holy Fucking Shit I busted a huge nut.

Holy Fucking Shit by Chimmychong March 29, 2007

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That 

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.

When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That by GayFish#2 January 18, 2011

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit 

YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!

Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023

holy fucking shit 

What happens when young Asian males attempt to increase their penis length with a pair of pliers, a rope and a Honda motorcycle, concluding in the dismemberment of a perfectly normal 3 inch penis.

Holy fucking shit, I feel like as if I've lost my viriginity once again to an angry midget!

holy fucking shit by ekoshyun July 1, 2003