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boy: hey meet meet me at the church at 1

girl: why?
boy: because i’m going to holy fuck the shit out of you
holy fuck by your left testicle October 15, 2019
To fuck without commiting a sin.Bending to the right instead of the left confuses God and there for does not accuse of abbusing adult activities...Sex!
holy fuck that boy this time you disgusting horny retard.
Holy Fuck by jackass11 March 22, 2008
n. according to teh bible, what the vergin mary did to get jesus
"how did it get there, then? was it some sort of holy fuck?"
Holy Fuck by Qnaalor G. September 18, 2004
what you say when you cum really pleasantly to the kinkiest sick porno (legal for fuck's sake) that you have ever seen
HHooooooollyyyy fuck holy fuck, holy fuck! oh, oh, yeah!
Well practically when god decides to swear this happens.
Holy fuck look at this human .Jesus,come and watch this!
holy fuck by ImmaKillerWhale May 12, 2018
Putting a Nun that's reciting the verses of the lord in missionary while in church and using holy water as lube.
*On a Sunday afternoon
Guy 1: Damn Bru you looked like you just got blessed what happened?
Guy 2: I went to church and got a Holy Fuck
Holy Fuck by JessusAngel December 16, 2019