Some silly word Virginia Tech students and faculty never shut the fuck up about because of "school spirit". Its supposed to be a reference to the Gobbler mascot, but it just looks stupid as shit when its plastered on signs, posters, and any campus promotional material all across Tech, or even worse, the fucking homework assignments. (Ex: Engineering 1225: M1 Part 2 "Learning to be a "Hokie" Engineer" .)
"Who's a hokie? I'm a hokie!!!!" screams the crowd of college students.
One guy, passing by casually chuckles,"What a hokey load of bullshit."
"Go HOKIES!!!" the crowd of football fans shouts as they stroke themselves off.
Finishes submitting application "Hey Mom, I just applied to Tech!"
"Oh, my boy's gonna be a hokie!!!"
"A fucking what?"
One guy, passing by casually chuckles,"What a hokey load of bullshit."
"Go HOKIES!!!" the crowd of football fans shouts as they stroke themselves off.
Finishes submitting application "Hey Mom, I just applied to Tech!"
"Oh, my boy's gonna be a hokie!!!"
"A fucking what?"
by Unflinching September 17, 2019
1. Cheap, fake
2. A castrated gobbler
3. A school that specializes in dog fighting, thugs, and spooning with livestock.
2. A castrated gobbler
3. A school that specializes in dog fighting, thugs, and spooning with livestock.
by TANK EARLY April 11, 2008
by stifler January 27, 2005
A Hokie is a very stubborn person who will misbehave an act like they are someone who posses a threat.
by Georgejr6 December 22, 2008
by thabra December 20, 2010
A word made up in a cheer at Virginia Tech that as now become a word to describe A) a member of the University and sports team B) a fan of the University C) The gobbler, or mascot of Virginia Tech. In a sense a hokie has no definition, yet that hasn't stopped anyone from using the word
by The One You Seek June 14, 2007
by Bob September 13, 2003