Hojo

One of the greatest Final Fantasy VII characters and father to the amazing first class Soldier Sephiroth (not Vincent to all the annoying Vincent fans, HOJO!).

In the game he was originally the head of the science department, this changed when his luck changed and he left, ending up in Costa Del Sol.

Sadly in the third disc of the game Hojo is defeated by Cloud and the gang Hojo disappears. Though he has JENOVA cells in him, it is confirmed later in a novel about Aeris that Hojo died, never to return as he gave all his energy to Sephiroth in the final fight.

His memories and partial self return in Dirge of Cerberus when we learn that he downloaded his mind and memorise into a computer. These later ended in Vice(there are alternate name spellings) who became the host of Hojo's superior mind. This again sadly ended when Vice kills himself.

Hojo is famous for his experiment on Lucrecia, who was his lover (said on some things to be his wife) and his unborn child, Sephiroth. He also was famous for trying to breed Red XIII with Aeris (for different reasons amongst fans XD)

Hojo was also the cause of the great professor Gasts death, shooting him after looking for Gast's wife Ilfana and Daughter Aeris. Hojo was also the cause of Vincent's death, he was later brought back by Hojo also.
Barret: I remembered him. That Hojo guy. He's in charge of the Shinra's Science
Department.

Hojo: There's so many frivolous things in this world.

Hojo: Ha, ha, ha... Although he doesn't know. Ha, ha, ha... HA, HA, HA...!!
What will Sephiroth think when he finds out I'm his father? Always looking down
on me like that. HA, HA, HA...!!

Hojo: Heee, hee, hee, hee! No you're wrong! It's my desire as a scientist!
Heee, hee, hee, hee! I... was defeated by my desire to become a scientist. I
lost the last time as well. I've injected Jenova's cells into my own body!
Heee, hee, hee! Here are...... Heee, hee, hee! ...my results!!

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Hojo

I woke up and gave myself a nice hojo
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1. a nickname for the famous roadside hotel chain Howard Johnsons.

2. a nickname for the British singer and keyboardist Howard Jones.
1. I was eating dinner at a HoJo in Memphis. The tray liner paper said, "If it tastes as good as your mom's, it must be Howard Johnsons."

2. HoJo had some big hits in the 80s such as "Things Can Only Get Better", "Life in One Day", "New Song", "You Know I Love You, Don't You?", and "Everlasting Love".
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hojoe

the AVERAGE joe thats a ho.
One who considers themselves as an average joe that sleeps with tons of women. Nobody considers these people to be ho's, sluts... You might see these average joes at the grocery store being average; but you dont know they are buying the whip cream for Julie and the pregnancy test for Stephanie
Yohan: "who is that guy always with these ladies?"
Robert: "He seems like an average guy to me.."
Yohan: "what does he have that i dont?"
Robert: "have you considered... he might be a hojoe"
Yohan: "ohhh... i would like to be this hojoe"
by coronalight February 02, 2009
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HOJO is an acronym for hungover jerk off. It is usually the only relief for an intense hangover. Variations of the HOJO include the COJO (clothes on jerk off) and the DOJO (door open jerk off).
"Hey that was wild night last night, how ya feeling?"
"Doing great, just HOJOed and ready to go to work"
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Hojo's

Sydney slang for Hungry Jack's fastfood outlet.
"I could really go for some Hojo's right about now..."
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Hojo Othello

1. A time-traveling super hero who closely resembles Dev Patel.
2. A popular television show
3. instant party
Dude did you see Hojo Othello yesterday? that was CRAZY. omg I can't wait for the next installment.
by supafoo November 29, 2009
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