hoobin doobin

When a situation arives that is so awesome it can't be described, the term hoobin doobin may be applied

Dude 1: Dude, last night was like I dont know.

Dude 2: Dude it was fuking hoobin doobin

by A bored ass mother fucker December 9, 2009

Hogbenasia

Syndrome - progressive deterioration of a depth of personality. Stems after a girl catches 'basic bitch' disorder from areas such as Starbucks or the Kardashian sphere of influence, referred as the 'axis of evil' by former president George Bush Jr.

I think she may be suffering from hogbenasia, her Instagram is full of frappachinos and uneventful photos with captions implying some relevant importance.

by Mr p pants May 14, 2014

Hogin

The courageous art of going to a bar and/or party solely in competition to see who can bring home the fattest (largest) member of the opposite sex.

Tom: Hey man im fuckin trashed lets go "Hogin" tonight.
Jared: Dude last time we went I hooked a whale.

by ThaChief July 3, 2005

Boss Hoggin

To be Boss Hoggin would be to mirror the traits of "Boss" Hogg who was the wealthiest man in Hazzard County. As his name would imply, Hogg was incredibly greedy. The character was to be the personification of the Seven deadly sins. Boss Hogg would stop at nothing to get his hands on more money, including executing many nefarious and criminal schemes.

im up before the sunrise, pullin out my supplies, i got hustle in my eyes, cant let the cash die, im boss hoggin on low chasin my stacks, whether weed or cd's or keys or crack.

by rk03 March 29, 2007

Hoggin'

-a gentleman's sport-
The event of a guy going after a fat chick, on a bet, or just for sport.

**Drinks are almost always involved.

A man went to a bar with his friends, got drunk, saw a fat lady, and was bet by his friends to go hoggin'.

by Joseph A. September 21, 2005

hoagbin

A weird teacher from a school called CMS ps btw I’m a 6th grader 2017-2018

He’s so hoagbin

by One oofy Boi February 13, 2018

Hoggin

Getting Drunk and picking up fat chicks cause its a easier and a much faster process than trying to pick up a hot girl with higher self esteem when you are hammered and horny. Plus there is almost always food in the fridge for in the morning at a fat chicks house. Also Fat chicks don't get picked up as often so they are a lot more apreciative and less likely to have an STD.

Man we just decided to get a bottle and go hoggin you down?

by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008