The viscous brown spot left on the underpants of a person (usually male) upon passing wind following the act of unprotected sodemy
by Bretts man August 12, 2010
When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.
by fatpricks1 March 24, 2011
by mastino August 11, 2006
A term used by Turk on the hit TV show "Scrubs". It is used to describe a women that is "Hot From Afar" But Up Close She's Ugly.
by cooper.w July 11, 2008
by Andrew & Jågger-J August 21, 2004
Stop being such a hof and shave you mustache!
Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses
Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!
Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses
Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!
by Funkyfresh81 October 23, 2007