hormone monster

Maury, the horny hormone monster from Big Mouth

"Fallopian, that's a savory word." - Hormone Monster

by XO Nigga May 7, 2018

hemonecroformicophiliac

The Fetish of liking the feeling of "small undead and hemoraging" insects crawl on your genitals. those who possess this condition have been known to enjoy ants crawling over their genitals and even entering the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached.

This refers to the concept of Formicophiliac

(Girl 1): Oh My God, that guy that just walked past looks soooo creepy! o.O
(Girl 2): I know right! I think he may be a hemonecroformicophiliac.. :O

by ORC_ASM June 13, 2011

Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac

Correct Pronunciation:
Ho-mo-nee-kro-arahk-no-peh-do-pie-roh-feel-ee-oh-bi-ak.

Someone who has sexual intercourse with dead juvenile spiders of the same sex while they are on fire.

"You're retarded!"

"Oh yeah? Well, you're a Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac! What now??"

by Karisa. December 9, 2008

homonecropedopyrobestiality

When one has sex with a burning, dead, young animal of the same sex.

Wow, Dave has been having sex with a lot of burning, dead, young, male animals. I don't know why he is into that homonecropedopyrobestiality. At least he's not humping dead chicks anymore.

by Dr. Mark Soto April 10, 2008

homoness

Describing a person or an action done with flaming gay qualities.

Wow Chuck nice pink shirt, your homoness will never cease to amaze me.

by SamK September 7, 2008

Homones

(n): the extreme sexual urges felt for one of the same or similar sex
**these are not just any feelings- they are intense rushes of hormones secreted similar to those like adrenaline, etc.

Dude, I think my homones are kicking in. I think that dude over there is SO hot. You think he has homones too? Dude?

by Non-hormonal teen July 22, 2010

oatmeal hormones

Being instantly changing of your condition.

I was having such a bad day till Stephanie hugged me, and gave me those oatmeal hormones.

by Sontdp December 4, 2007