hockey puck 

A black girl that likes to get slap from white men

I seen that hockey puck at the movies with that white dude again

hockey puck by J.E.WfromI.F.C September 12, 2006

hockey puck 

a reall really short and really really fat dick

thAT chick took in a "pink hockeypuck".

hockey puck by allhailyogurt May 19, 2003

hockey puck 

-a vulcanized rubber disc that serves the same function as a ball in sports
-a deodorizing block used to disinfect and reduce and/or mask odors in urinals

when you see the hockey pucks found n the urinals, do not eat the blue/pink hockey pucks

hockey puck by curtis450 December 19, 2017

Hockey puck 

Icey wrist

Look at my hockey puck, it cost a lambo

Hockey puck by Aimaneh May 6, 2019

Hockey-puck 

A slang term for a black Canadian. Much like the terms Oreo or Coconut.

Dude, Josh is such a Hockey-puck

Hockey-puck by Andrew Morgan Chase December 17, 2006

Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.

My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)

Hockey Puck Gift by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011

Hockey Puck Dick 

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.

Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick

Hockey Puck Dick by seminole10or December 15, 2010