Hobot

The auto-spammers that fill your inbox for sex or cam sites.

OMG man some hobot just invited me to watch her hot friends naked on cam.

by Unca Milfy April 29, 2010

Hobot

Having relations with men purely for the sake of getting off, with no emotional connection.

I don't even care, I'm in hobot mode.

Hobottin tonight!

by Saranader1 June 18, 2010

Hobot

-A promiscuous robot who has many casual sexual relationships.
-A robotic Prostitute , Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut

That hobot was a freak last night.

by The-Chris April 8, 2009

hobot

Robotic hobo

The hobot's bindle was made of silicon.

by Mongolian Chop May 11, 2003

Hobot

A woman, usually a prostitute, who has sex with multiple partners in short spans of time. A woman who functions as a sexual machine.

Guy #1: Dude, your bachelor party was a total success.
Guy #2: Thanks to that hobot Guy #3 hired, I think EVERYBODY had a good time.

by Gora Chora September 10, 2007

Hobotic

engaging in acts of hoboism

Instead of taking a shower, I got hobotic and shaved my legs in the sink at 7-Eleven
"Making a spatula out of a red bull can, a fork out of a paper cup, and heating the grill with sticks and weeds at the park is fucking hobotic!"
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by VonPrime Family Houligans August 5, 2011

hobot

That little sexy cursor buddy on your screen, that guides you through web surfing.

I am lost on the web without my hobot.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004