hobby lobby 

A woman's vagina.

I kicked that bitch right in the hobby lobby.

hobby lobby by comicref June 30, 2014

hobby lobby 

a place were sexual intercourse is taken place, oral is welcome

come to the hobby lobby today

hobby lobby by Debbie, Brian, Heath, and Tiff February 19, 2004

Hobby Lobby 

To engage in unprotected intercourse with a female and then decline to pay for Plan B the following morning.

"Could it be yours?"

"Yeah, I pulled a Hobby Lobby on her the morning after?"

Hobby Lobby by lawlkdghlaw September 4, 2014

hobby lobby sloppy toppy 

This term can have several different meanings.

Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.

It can also be used for really good head as well.

Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.

My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.

hobby lobby sloppy toppy by Chocolate Poet.King March 13, 2023

Hobby Lobby Connection 

A internet connection that is worse than a walmart connection.

Gamer 1: damn my connection is laggy all the time!!

Gamer 2: dude you have a Hobby Lobby Connection!!

Gamer 1: Dude you are so right.

Hobby Lobby Connection by RagtagSoldier13 July 4, 2010

Hobby Lobby Herpes 

Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.

Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.

Hobby Lobby Herpes by Modeler October 15, 2020

Hobby Lobby Wood Barrel

High quality wood barrel from Hobby Lobby.

"I just got a brand new Hobby Lobby wood barrel, money really does buy happiness!"

Hobby Lobby Wood Barrel by Tacoman43k1 April 29, 2026