Music Hoarder

a person who downloads every song from every artist he or she hears. Usually, they are loaded with several thousand gigabytes of high quality music downloaded off of torrent sites. Music hoarders will listen to the radio to keep up with the latest artists/songs and will even listen to pandora for the whole day in order to absorb as much new music as possible. They do not have a particular favorite type of music and will download almost anything that has any musical relevance. Music hoarders do NOT listen to ALL of their music. They only listen to about 1%-5% of their whole music collection.

Guy 1: dude have you heard that new song by lady gaga?
Guy 2: which one?
Guy 1: i think it's called judas
Guy 2: *searches on his iTunes library* oh yeah it's right here
Guy1: you had it and you didn't even know you had it?
Guy 2: yeah.. i have over 5,000 gigs of music..
Guy1: YOU MUSIC HOARDER!!

by muse-sick June 3, 2011

hibarchi

When you take fatty xans and go with your boys to your favorite local hibachi restaurant.

Hey dude do you wanna go to hibarchi tonight?
We went last night though.

Wait...we did?

by Mole Master May 2, 2017

memory hoarder

when one hoards/keeps unnecessary things just for its nostalgic purpose.

Bill: Really John, you kept a homework assignment from the 5th grade? Get a life, you're 35 you memory hoarder!

by wordman234 May 25, 2011

Goo hoarding

When girls hoard large amounts of shampoos, nail polishes, lip-glosses, and general goo-esq. makeups. (Founded by Jenna Marbles' on screen boyfriend Max in the "What I dont understand about girls" episode.

Jenna Marbles is a self admitted "Goo hoarder" in that she is often found Goo Hoarding, especially in her purse.

"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"

by fowcuealrusnf7 November 11, 2012

hobaring

Hobaring is the act of living like Jung Hoseok aka J-Hope and it involves being a ray of sunshine to others, spreading smiles and always being the eternal comfort and hope to others and to yourself as well

Nothing, I'm just hobaring

by hobi's hope May 1, 2021

Hoardiculture

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.

While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.

by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

people hoarder

A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.

Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!

by mvolfman October 4, 2010