holy shit

A term said in amazement, came from a man who laughed so hard he shitted his pants. When he saw this shit the next day he said "Holy" Shit

Holy Shit Jay, That is freaking crazy!!

by Jay Doshi October 5, 2006

Holy shit

A Large Shit That was taken Inside of a church

"Damn Bro Thats An Holy Shit"

by LugiaTheFucker October 17, 2019

Holy Shit

Something the Pope takes when he eats Mexican food

Pastor: Sorry I'm late, I was in the bathroom taking a holy shit
Nun: PASTOR! LANGUAGE!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

holy shit

Reverential incantation of a universal religious concept:

See shit happens for a better explanation.

by FridgeRaider September 27, 2004

Holy Shit

A bowel defication which was excreted whilst reading the bible on the throne.

person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...

Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)

by bennycnz February 21, 2011

Holy Shit

In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it.

Can theoretically be made by:

1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.

2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.

1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!

2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!

by Mick the Dick September 20, 2011

holy shit

An expression by which some people identify their deity.

"I saw you come out of a church Sunday."

"Holy shit!"

by Downstrike May 29, 2004