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dirtroad hitchhiker

1. When someone sticks their thumb up their own ass or someone else's ass.
2. To sit on one's thumb
I walked into my apartment the other day and caught my roommates performing dirtroad hitchhikers on eachother.
by T. Danza October 17, 2010
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hitchling

noun

a child void of religious indoctrination who is encouraged to read broadly and to seek the truth unapologetically

(In memoriam of Christopher Hitchens)
Her parents are skeptics, so they are raising her as a hitchling.
by Phaenarete December 18, 2011
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dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.
Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
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Chocolate hitchhiker

The act of sticking ones thumb into the anal area of another person or perpetrator.
"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"

"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."

Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".
by Smozi1014 January 7, 2020
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hitchhiking

To the definition above. NO! HITCHHIKING IS NOT A GAY SEX ACT YOU RETARD!
Anyway, hitchhiking is the method of transport/lifestyle in which a person or group of people stand by a major motorway and wait for a free ride. It is risky but the likelihood of being raped and chopped into tiny bits is very small and overplayed by the fear-mongering media. In my opinion.
hitchhiking around the world is a noble goal but some countries are far too dangerous for an american
by Hoyrakor the Bloodghast August 21, 2008
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Hopoate Hitchhiker

When a man receives an unsolicited anal probing from another man's thumb on the sporting field. Named after John Hopoate, an Australian NRL player.
Damn, we would have won if our captain hadn't been sent off for giving their defence a Hopoate Hitchhiker.
by toosoon July 12, 2009
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. The original science-fiction comedy. Written by the late Douglas Adams, HGttG incorporated poignant observations about the nature of Life, the Universe and Everything with ridiculous slapstick. It began as a radio show, but was later made into a book trilogy in five parts. The one steadfast rule of the series is that logic and causality are for sissies.

2. A fictional device similar to a PDA which contains an encyclopedic database about everything you could possibly want to know about, written by underpaid or unpaid people not really concerned with accuracy (much like UrbanDictionary). It comes in a box that has the words "DON'T PANIC!" in large, friendly letters.
"Thanks to the Hitchhiker's Guide, I've become an expert in all sorts of useless crap. And I can fly."
by Teflon Don December 11, 2003
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