Spock out with his cock out

A nerd trying to pick up chicks. His method will always utterly fail, until he tries it on...a nerdette! In which case, he will be absolutely sucksexful!

PETER: Oh my God! Check out Poindexter with that babe over there. Watch him Spock out with his cock out!

BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.

PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.

BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...

PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!

BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.

by Robert Brady July 25, 2006

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Hilcock

A fuck boy who shits on his dick then slaps it on your face

Person:you dirty hillock

Hilcock:ah

by Luke_Gray October 5, 2019

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grab his cock

A phrase used as a smart ass answer to all questions. Similar to a barrel roll.

Girl:I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.

You: Grab his cock.

by Kidlazarus January 13, 2008

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Shot his cock off

Description of someone who has suffered very uncomfortable financial losses.

The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.

Barry leveraged-up his holiday-pad on the coast into one of those Enhanced-Income Yield Funds.

He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.

Barry has shot his cock off

by DonPaullo April 23, 2009

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