hipsternation 

Noun: a state of confusion and dismay that occurs when a hipster realizes what they are.

A hipster on the road to recovery will typically stop at hipsternation.

Hipsternation can lead to a reaffirmation of hipsteric tendencies combined with mainstream culture to create a hybrid hipster (i.e. hipster-hopper, hipster-gangsta, etc.)

hipsternation by SaltySand October 26, 2010

hipsterati 

n.

1) synonym for hipsters.

I can't go anywhere in this town without being overrun by the hipsterati.

hipsterati by katesherlock November 13, 2004

Hipsterbation

The act of touching oneself whilst being stimulated by pictures of oversized glasses and ironic tee shirts.

Hipsterbation:
George: Hey, man, where's Theo?
John: Hang on, let me call him.
-phone call-
John: Hey, Theo, where you at?
Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online.
-hang up-
George: So what's he doing?
John: Hipsterbating.

Hipsterbation by KleptoInsomniac July 7, 2014

Hipsterhitler 

Somebody that hates hipsters and wants to kill them all.

"I saw a hipsterhitler yesterday, I saluted him."
"This hipsterhitler is on the right page with this."
"More people should be hipsterhitlers."

Hipsterhitler by TheOnePencilLead July 3, 2016