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Professor Sean Hinton 

A Professor Sean Hinton (usually shortened to a 'Sean Hinton' or a 'Prof Sean') is a cocktail. Served in a tall glass with ice it is composed of two shots of Jamieson's irish whisky, two shots of Jack Daniel's and is topped up with coke.

The purpose of a cocktail is to make spirits more palatable, a Professor Sean Hinton employs Jamieson's to take the edge off Jack Daniel's, unconventionally creating a more alcoholic beverage in the process.
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Tom Hinton 

A very, very, very overwieght individual. Generally English with blonde, homosexual hair. They are usually complete assholes with no sense of humour. They think they are cool but are not nearly anything like this. They (not to be rude) have a small penis.
Guy1: Hey whos that fat faggot over there?
Guy2: Hey he must be Tom Hinton
Guy1: Yeah forgot bout that
Guy2: Watch out he might roll over you
Tom Hinton by Uranus<3 October 10, 2011

Will Hinton

A kind caring male who is willing to do anything for the people they love
Abbie: oh look, it's Will Hinton
Honey: I love him so much, he's the perfectest guy ever!!!
Will Hinton by Pish666 November 3, 2014

Jordan Hinton

A irregular son of a bitch aka
Jordan Hinton by Ameel May 27, 2017

jane hinton

cutie little carrot top she had a thing with one of the most stank boys in our grade(uhh um evan uh hummm) anyways overall nobody actually knows her name and she’s known as hintins little sister
Jane Hinton will never again like evan

Harry Hinton 

A sexy beast who is the best striker in the whole football world.
“ Oh, you know that Harry Hinton? Yeah he’s a gorgeous man
Harry Hinton by SeñorGinge August 17, 2024

perez hilton 

a fake celebritiy who thinks he rules hollywood when really people hate his ugly fat ass. he says gossip about many celebrities and will have his "career" ruined if he doesnn't stop
1:who is that ugly prick blogging about celebs

2; oh thats low life good for nothing perez hilton

1: oh i've heard of him he's a retard
perez hilton by anrj123 August 21, 2012