Homemade Russian salad

When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.

Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”

Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”

Dudes: “Ahh fair man”

by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

himman

A very skilled poet.

Wow the kid, Dirt, is the best himman in the universe!

by not legally GTA_DEADLY August 24, 2023

Homemaker

A Person, usually a woman, who cares for her own home and family by cleaning, cooking nutritious meals, doing laundry, running errands, caring for pets, working with a budget, organizing, etc. She is her own boss and enjoys the freedom of creating her own schedule. She does not have time to be lazy.

She realizes the value of her unpaid job as a homemaker because it brings stability to the family and less stress for all.

by think free November 9, 2015

himmothy

when you are just a raw ass nigga that’s certified

yo did you see zack take that niggas girl? ya i did i been known he’s himmothy

by thatnigga135 January 9, 2022

Himmler

A person who never does what Dolfy wants him to do, causing him to rant during dinner.

Before reading letter:
News on my computer? This is what I've been excited about. I can't wait to start using my computer again.

After reading letter:
Himmler, you scalper. He says he didn't fix my computer. Instead, he replaced it with a bunch of parts that aren't usable.

The rant:
Himmler... CURSE YOU FOR DESTROYING MY COMPUTER, HIMMLER!

by The Real Driller July 19, 2023

Hime-Hajime

A Japanese expression for the first time a couple have sex after the new year.

Literal:
Hime means 'young lady' or 'princess.'
Hajime means 'beginning.'

"How was your new year party?"
"Awesome! We had kinky hime-hajime to start it off with a bang."

by ButterflyFomori January 28, 2009