Hilario

Abreviation of Hilarious, derived from the name of Chelsea goalkeeper, Henrique Hilário M. Alves Sampaio. Hilario is a word you should use in response to a story that someone has just told you, which was either meant to be funny and wasn't or was just an interesting fact.

"Yesterday i went to Pizza Hut and lost a slice of my pizza...you could say I've lost my edge!!!!"
"Hilario"

"Did you know that children who passed through the Wimbledon Green around the time of The Wombles being aired actually caused a litter problem because they were leaving things for the Wombles to find."
"Hilario"

by Chris Cowley May 23, 2007

hilario

Hilarious. Taken from NBA player Nene Hilario.

That joke was straight up hilario.

by Matt Gibu May 16, 2003

Hilario

A short fat kid who is very funny but can get very annoying. He also isn't very intelligent but can be fluent in a foreign language. Hilario is a guy who enjoys the simpler things in life like cheap cars.

Hilario is an hilarious person.

by Religate April 22, 2017

Hilario

Sweet boy. He can be annoying and mean at moments. He is really ugly but a lot of people don’t think so. He catches feelings really easily and is always using Snapchat. He is very loyal and doesn’t cheat. Don’t ever get rid of a Hilario.

Who is that? That is my crush. His name is hilario

by DANK DEMPSEY YT September 24, 2019

Hilario

He has the biggest dick
he is litearly A penis master
dont touch his pants

Hilario: Hi how are you
random boy: ur dick is coming out of your pants
Hilario" wow i didn't know it was that big i thought it was average, its only 50 centimeters

by Big dick bully May 6, 2022

hilario

1. something found to be immensely amusing.

2. Extremely funny, causing people to laugh so much that it causes annoyance to others.
3. see hilarious

Did you see that kid get turned down by Tina? It was absolutely hilario!

by Rad1 September 23, 2017

Hilario

That one guy who is obsessed with old memes and vines that aren't funny anymore. He is usually the most annoying in your friend group. Hilario is the type of person that makes deals with just to see you dance, though he himself doesn't know how to.

"Hilario is strange"
"I know"

by CometsandAmethysts December 9, 2018