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Sweet, Filipino boy residing in the land of Long Beach who engages in busting missions with his crew of secret agent ninja warriors by night but does origami by day. Pokémon master of an elite team of Evee evolutions, a Hilario looks like he would be doing his homework, but low-key he's just playing Pokémon. Hilarios are usu. adorkable nerds, crazy dancers, good singers and have hearts for only that one special person.
Example #1:
Person: It's so cute how Hilario snores like a baby.

Example #2:
Person 1: Hilario speaks with a lithp.
Person 2: Yeahman, I think that's cute tho.

Example #3:
Person 1: Do you think Hilario did his SMO?
Person 2: Nawh, he was probably up late training his team of Evees.

Example #4:
Hilario: (singing) Halika dito, halika dito baby.

Example #5:
Harlee: Dude, you're ugly like that Pertagley girl.
Hilario: Don't you mean, "Perez de Taglé"?

Example #6:
The World: Dude, Hilario's mom makes the best food!
by SecretAgentNinjaWarrior March 31, 2010
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the quietest guy you will ever meet. he tells you everything he wants to say to you just by making eye contact, but be careful he may be very confused with his feelings.
friend: hey who is that guy over there?
friend #2 : he is hilario

friend: he seems so quiet
by anaboo November 16, 2013
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Short for "hilarious". The term is often used by famous stand-up comedy twins Jason and Randy Sklar when commenting on funny events during their TV show Cheap Seats.
The Sklar brothers are hilario.
by improviduto January 17, 2006
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a word you use to describe something slightly less funny than hilarious
“OMG that was hilarious!”
“Nah, but i’d say it’s hilario;)”
by anamendes June 18, 2018
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He is a loving and kind person he will give you his heart and keep it safe and when its time be loud he will do so he is shy and not shy you will love him no matter what there is no way you can't love Hilario.
Girl-who is that
Bff- how don't you know him
Girl-i am wag to popular to notice people

Bff-well even the best notice Hilario
by Makayla hamm January 01, 2017
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A short fat kid who is very funny but can get very annoying. He also isn't very intelligent but can be fluent in a foreign language. Hilario is a guy who enjoys the simpler things in life like cheap cars.
Hilario is an hilarious person.
by Religate April 22, 2017
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