Heimerdinger

A Heimerdinger is a comparatively miniscule male genitalia in which the operator of aforementioned genitalia has pubic hair completely surrounding it.

That guy last night had a Heimerdinger.

by ThickCrackery67 December 29, 2018

Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.

Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!

by em el soups February 9, 2019

heyner

A fluffy Mexican rabbit

My dad just got my brother a heyner for christmas

by Heyyaaaaaalllll December 2, 2013

heyner

A person who has such a great personality and loves to make people laugh. They're shy when it comes to love but their humor makes up for it. They're also very talented and usually know how to play multiple instruments like the guitar, violin, and piano!

Wow man, you're so heyner

by voidedgalaxy September 17, 2016

Helmer

People who claim to not be gay but secretly (obviously) are.

Person 1: He's not gay he's a Helmer!

by mycockslong February 11, 2022

Jan Helmer

Writer of the book Pythagoras and also one of the worst rated teachers, legend has it he once in his 183 thousand years of life, Killed a student and ate the body on the spot in the class. Now he is known for having a total of 73 children in his basement and having married one of them, the youngest

Have you heard about the new Jan Helmer in town?

by Nor your mother February 14, 2022

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009