Henley

learns fast, but can be lazy and become easily irritated. but get to know them and you can quickly build a good relationship.

"That Henley can be a couch potato"

by @TEC September 1, 2009

Hatley

The Hatley is a term reserved for Scots Irish Score settlers.

Jim: Damn dude! After I saw you throw hands I knee you were a Scots Irish Score settler.

Brent: Across the pond we are simply known as a Hatley!

Jim: Do you still have the keys to Gracie Tampa?

Brent: Hell yeah. We've got some scores to settle with those Reddit dorks.

by Bubba Army Troll February 15, 2023

Hatleysquats

A form of squat created on September 27, 2011 by Ben Hatley. It begins by standing by the Benmobile's front wheel with the feet spread as wide as possible. The wheel is then kicked or turned and then, between turns of the wheel, a plyometric squat is done. That is you jump up in between turns of the wheel. This is very powerful. If you thought doing squats was fun before, wait till you try Hatleysquats - they are awesome! Ben Hatley approved.

Ben: Hey Bryant, come here. How about a round of Hatleysquats? (he kicks the wheel of the Benmobile)

Bryant: I'm not sure. I know how to do it, but we did some this morning.

Ben: Well, it wouldn't hurt to do some again. Here, spread your feet and squat down when I turn the wheel. Then, for every time it turns, jump up once. Ready? (he turns the wheel and Bryant jumps up)

Liv: Wow! Are you doing Hatleysquats again? Let me at it! These are fun. Better than any old regular squat that I do.

Bryant: (counting, having already done 5) Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten! There! I feel awesome now.

Snapper: What?! This crazy exercise. I used to do these, but not like that. Show me.

Bryant: Here Aunt Snapper, I'll show you. Spread your feet out and crouch down. Then, when Grandpa Ben turns the wheel, jump up, then squat again. Its easy. Its a Hatleysquat.

Snapper: (tries it) Woah, that's brisk. Do you think Grandma Mac might like it?

Ben: Sure, she'll love it. They are so hot your quads will be an inferno by the time we're done. (he rubs his leg because he's squatted for so long) Sweet!

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 28, 2011

Healey

An individual of great sexual talent and/or stamina. Also known to be gifted in the art of picking up lovers be it females or males.
These individuals usually enjoy acts that involve felching and/or skeeting

Whoa!!! man that cracker was a Healey tonight

by Jazzy Fizzle March 7, 2008

Austin Healey

British sports car that started in 1954 and ended production in 1967/68. The first was the 100, or 100-4 for 4 cylinders. then the 100-6, and finally the 3000. When fist introduced, it was a cool car--better than the MG or Triumph crap, but not quite a Jag. It got bigger and more complicated as it went along, however the body style did not change in any significant way in the 13 years it was produced. It went from cutting edge to anachronism.

Dig that Austin Healey 100, it looks like its moving when its standing still.

by thinkpad 20 August 5, 2008

Heatley Secondary College

Heatley Secondary College is a fucked up school that doesn’t care about their students’ education nor their lives. I’m fact the teachers only do it for the money to pay their apartment bills. Fights happen every week if you have not seen how the students fight good, it’s a waste of time. If you go to heatley Secondary college you are simply an automatic disappointment.

“Heatley Secondary College is the most shit school!”

by Heatley March 13, 2021

Henley Royal Regatta

An event which occurs every summer late June early July when poshingtons gather from around the globe to watch races whilst teenagers have a pissup, resulting in many fights, injuries and alchol being stolen/confiscated. Altogether a good night.

Dude 1: Dude were you at Henley Royal Regatta?
Dude 2: Yeah was getting proper wasted but had my alcohol confiscated.
Dude 1: yeah that posh guy gave me a dirty look.
Dude 2: I know didn't even see any rowing!

by jackjamess July 7, 2010