herpified

An adjective describing a person who has had many sexual encounters; thusly having accumulated several sexually transmitted diseases such as herpes or genital warts.

Dude, Kristen Pembleton is just like a two dollar hooker; except she's free. She is so herpified.

by Doughgirl Slayer July 2, 2005

Hermified

when you have had a long night and wake up late the next morning and look like complete trash and do not want to go anywhere with your friends or meet them anywhere to hang out so you stay at home all day in sweatpants and a comfy t-shirt

Lack of effort to come out of the house hermified I will not meet you anywhere I have become hermified.

by stanyfran June 1, 2009