Helisexual is a type of gender (Male, Female, Apache Helicopter)
the term means you love to attack and shoot your missiles about 2 genders such male and female
these are the only 2 genders that the Heli-sexual attacks, some refer to heli-sexual as Cis-gender.
the term means you love to attack and shoot your missiles about 2 genders such male and female
these are the only 2 genders that the Heli-sexual attacks, some refer to heli-sexual as Cis-gender.
by Social Justice League February 8, 2017
Get the helisexual mug.Much like homosexuals, herbosexuals love each other very much, but instead of being bound together by each other's penises, they're mutual love is for marijuana.
Every stoner, at some point, has an herbosexual life partner. This is their favorite person to smoke weed with, and because of that eventually becomes their best friend for life, because they realize they have many other things in common and their affection for each other flourishes through the many stoned epiphanies, and other experiences they share.
If you are a stoner, and are not in an herbosexual civil union, you start to feel like one of those women who are turning 35 and still haven't found a man to have a family with, like Jennifer Aniston on The Switch. A stoner without a BFF, is like a pornstar without fake titties. It's just awkward.
Famous Herbosexual couples:
-Cheech+Chong
-Harold+Kumar
-Saul+Dale Denton (Pineapple Express)
-Smokey+Craig (Friday)
-Jay+Silent Bob
-Jesse+Chester (Dude, Where's My Car?)
-Larry+Rico (Puff, Puff, Pass)
-Betty White+Charlie Sheen (it's a little know fact that they were smoking buddies back in college).
Btw, drinking buddies are nothing like Herbosexuals. A drinking buddy can really be anyone. Herbosexuals are special, someone you really trust. Drinking buddies are like freaky trannies on the corner, and Herbosexuals are happy married couples.
Every stoner, at some point, has an herbosexual life partner. This is their favorite person to smoke weed with, and because of that eventually becomes their best friend for life, because they realize they have many other things in common and their affection for each other flourishes through the many stoned epiphanies, and other experiences they share.
If you are a stoner, and are not in an herbosexual civil union, you start to feel like one of those women who are turning 35 and still haven't found a man to have a family with, like Jennifer Aniston on The Switch. A stoner without a BFF, is like a pornstar without fake titties. It's just awkward.
Famous Herbosexual couples:
-Cheech+Chong
-Harold+Kumar
-Saul+Dale Denton (Pineapple Express)
-Smokey+Craig (Friday)
-Jay+Silent Bob
-Jesse+Chester (Dude, Where's My Car?)
-Larry+Rico (Puff, Puff, Pass)
-Betty White+Charlie Sheen (it's a little know fact that they were smoking buddies back in college).
Btw, drinking buddies are nothing like Herbosexuals. A drinking buddy can really be anyone. Herbosexuals are special, someone you really trust. Drinking buddies are like freaky trannies on the corner, and Herbosexuals are happy married couples.
Al: Man...I feel bad for Steve. He doesn't have a good stoner friend. *Pass of the bong, stare at Steve asleep on couch*
Rylee: *Receives bong* Yea, well I guess we can have a polygamous herbosexual relationship with him.
Al: Woah, woah, what do you think this is, Half-Baked? Those kind of relationships don't work in real life. An herbosexual relationship is supposed to be between two dudes and a bong. An occasional 3rd dude is acceptible at parties and large get-togethers...but all the time? That would upset the balance of the universe.
Rylee: You know, it's highdeas like that that made me choose you as my herbosexual life partner. Let's finish this bowl and then go take a shower. No homo.
Rylee: *Receives bong* Yea, well I guess we can have a polygamous herbosexual relationship with him.
Al: Woah, woah, what do you think this is, Half-Baked? Those kind of relationships don't work in real life. An herbosexual relationship is supposed to be between two dudes and a bong. An occasional 3rd dude is acceptible at parties and large get-togethers...but all the time? That would upset the balance of the universe.
Rylee: You know, it's highdeas like that that made me choose you as my herbosexual life partner. Let's finish this bowl and then go take a shower. No homo.
by BigJohnOnthe Radio April 8, 2011
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noun, slang for homosexual. Usually spoken by fat retarded evangelical Christians when denouncing homosexuality. Common among those living in the southern states. The term "hermasexual" is frequently associated with a string of drool extending from the corner of speaker's mouth. Perfected by Paul Hagee.
"If you don't repent you'll be sent to hell, with all of the murderers, child molesters, hermasexuals, and single mothers."
by Godlesscommie February 23, 2008
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by Griffin May 13, 2005
Get the herbosexual mug.Herosexual n (2009) 1. a human being, male or female, who approaches lovemaking with strength, passion, a sense of humor, lust, and most important - that their partner be satisfied intensely.
Michelle's glistening inner thighs, swollen labia, and the glazed look in her blue eyes told Mark all he needed to know. He had finally qualified for his Herosexual merit badge.
by Manlychin August 3, 2009
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