hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship

two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao

by Uncle Dimma February 29, 2012

hen shit

The really old school slang equivalent to a rat's ass. The smallest shit you can give, take, or have. Taken from the smallest shit you will see in a barnyard.

Really? I don't give a hen shit.

*knocks over glass of water* "Oh hen shit!"

by headbangin parrot January 8, 2011

Hen’na furekkusu shikashi daijōbu

Japanese for: "Quite an odd brag, however I shall accept it." But literally translates to, "Weird flex but okay."

Person 1: "I can speak so much japanese!"

Person 2: "Hen’na furekkusu shikashi daijōbu."

Person 1: "Stop speaking Chinese!"

Person 2: "BRUH"

by Anon13254 April 20, 2019

Slam The Hen

To have sex with a hot chick (Women)

brother, i just slammed that hen over there last week, hence Slam The Hen

by qwertyuioplkjhgshnbcsdvv April 23, 2022

speckled hen

a speckled hen is a speckled hen. nothing more, nothing less. there is only 1 speckled hen in existence. you know who you are.

Person: you remind me of a speckled hen.

Speckled hen: a speckled hen? why? that makes no sense?

Person: it makes complete sense. You're a speckled hen.

by littlemermaid13526 August 6, 2011

Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

by Bleccchman March 12, 2009

Purple swamp hen

When a male puts multiple elastic bands around he's love muscle causing it to go purple before inserting it into there partners balloon knot whilst irrigation water is leaking out.

Got Karen with the old purple swamp hen other day when she trying out a home colon cleanse kit.

by Wood in stink tounge in pink September 9, 2022