Hemel School

The best secondary school in Hemel that ends up still being shit at the same time.

“Hemel School is an amazingly shit place.”

by epicspoonman November 5, 2022

Hemeloid

A citizen from Hemel Hempstead. A pun of the word haemorrhoid as people from Hemel are generally just as intelligent, ugly and irritating as a bunch of anal grapes.

Oh man! I hate Hemel Hempstead. It's so trashy with all these hemeloids.

by Mr Lizard August 23, 2004

Hebeled

When your workload increases because a co-worker does their job effectively and efficiently.

By finishing his programming a day early, Jerry hebeled the entire team into working overtime.

by thecrapture January 16, 2015

Hemel Hempstead

Objectively the shittiest town in Hertfordshire, it’s residents are tasked with defending the rest of the uk from people who live in Berkhamsted, the most pretentious town in Britain, as well as protecting London from the horrors of Luton. It’s town centre currently consists entirely of phone, vape and charity shops, and you should always stay away from any of its secondary schools, as you will find some very special people there.

“We need to catch the next train, otherwise we’ll be stuck in Hemel Hempstead for the next 30 minutes.”

“Let’s go to Watford, there’s nothing to do in Hemel Hempstead.”

by AverageHemelStudent November 5, 2022

Dylano Hebels

To have a incredibly fat ass/To be incredibly ´´thicc´´

My friend is such a Dylano Hebels his ass is so fat

by fvntvzy May 31, 2023

Humbelievable

When something is sooo smelly, its humbelievable!

A combination of humming and the smell actually being believable.

Tom: "Pwoooaaar, when did you clean this flat?"
Ben: "Yeah... I have not cleaned it for decades!"
Tom: "It's HUMBELIEVABLE"

by tphere October 7, 2011

Hemel Hempstead

Shity town full of shitty people who all manage to believe they rule the place.

i was talking to solo and i told him Hemel Hempstead is the second-worst place after Philly.

by Fuckyoutichansky May 9, 2020