A disease for which the main symptom is never learning how to do simple tasks for yourself. Always asking others to do things for you--especially in the workplace. A carrier of the disease is usually fully dependent on coworkers and the employees below them.
"Hey Susie, I'm going to need you to put postage on this for me. I just never learned how to use the postage machine...I have learned helplessness"
"I've had learned helplessness ever since I got promoted to CEO. Can you copy this double-sided for me? I just can't bring myself to figure it out."
"I've had learned helplessness ever since I got promoted to CEO. Can you copy this double-sided for me? I just can't bring myself to figure it out."
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Get the Learned Helplessness mug.Eliza: Boy you got me helpless. Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm helpless. (...) You walked in and my heart went boom. (...) Grab my sister and whisper "Yo this one's mine."
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When a cat is completely helpless.
This may result in him being pushed about at another persons whim.
This may result in him being pushed about at another persons whim.
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Get the Helpless Cat mug.While in bed, the female takes the place of a tiger, the shirtless male her prey. The female will taunt the male by explaining how she will "eat" him. She might play around with his belly button, abs, chest, ext.
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3) a person who is naturally pretty without any help from makeup or products
A) she's cute, but I realized she's just helplessly pretty after having math with her
B) "I can't even talk when I'm around her!" "No one can, she's helplessly pretty"
C) she might look good with all that makeup caked on her face, but I'm helplessly pretty.
B) "I can't even talk when I'm around her!" "No one can, she's helplessly pretty"
C) she might look good with all that makeup caked on her face, but I'm helplessly pretty.
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