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seven minutes in hell

A simple variation of the fun family game 'seven minutes in heaven'

The female in the scenario must receive anal sex for a time no less than 7 minutes.

Necessary caveat: no lubrication may be present (mandatory)
Wow, Sally, I haven't been able to sit down since I played seven minutes in hell.
by dizzscroeder November 4, 2013
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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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seventh layer of hell

The term represents a particular lifestyle and mindset commonly found in small rural southern towns. The seventh layer of hell is marked with incest, drugs, domestic violence, child abuse and ignorance. The real distinction between this population and other populations is the general lack of insight that this type of environement is unhealthy.
by Janet Smith June 19, 2008
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Seventh Circle of Hell Anger

An extremely angry form of anger that is very prominent while watching a piss-poor performance by one's favorite sports team. Often associated with the unadulterated use of words like "FACK" and the successive use of normally unrelated curse words.
Tab: Jesus, Duke's losing, FACK!!

Ryan: Are u experiencing seventh circle of hell anger?
by Big Blue Fan February 28, 2009
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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

They have security guards in schools now? Crazy Americans and their guns...
by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003
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Seven Gates Of Hell

A set of different areas around the Troy, IL and Collinsville, IL areas, outskirts of both and backroads that aren't really specified to where they go. You either know them or you don't. If you want to explore them, do so at your own risk. Disappearances, murders, occult things of varying degrees and even missing vehicles and the people in them.
"Oh, you've heard of the Seven Gates of Hell, right?" "What, around Troy, Illinois?" "Yeah. It's messed up. I've heard of people disappearing around there. I checked it out but I couldn't find anything." "Um, I recognize you. Haven't you been dead for a few years?"
by Not_Greg_Daddy January 25, 2022
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