Van Helsing

A turd that looks exactly like a vampire stake.

I just took a Van Helsing. It looked like I could kill a vampire with it.

by Jeffale5 August 17, 2013

van helsing

term used to imply getting really intoxicated

dude, let's get all van helsing tonight.

by rob May 13, 2005

Van Helsing

Slang for "that person sings like Hell!".

Everytime a good song plays on my radio, my bitch, Chelsea Handler, starts doin' the Van Helsing and totally fucks up any chance of me enjoying the song.

Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!

by B. A. Baracus June 13, 2006

Van Helsing

A greasy person who often wears the same clothes for weeks in a row and smells of body odor from anywhere from 0 to 100 yards away. Acne is also very prominant on their face...and by prominant i mean there is no regular skin. They may also run cross country for a high school in cargo pants and knock-off, wal-mart brand timberland boots.

Nathan: "Hey there goes Van Helsing in them same god damn clothes"!
Adam:"Yeah i smelled his ass before he walked in the cafeteria with those Wal-Mart boots and cargo shorts on".

by Adam Berry January 28, 2007

hellsung

Hellsung or hellsing to speak in devilish or evil way.

Tim "Your going to burn in hell you god damn son of a bitch."

Adam "hey he just hellsung you man"

by Freak13 December 15, 2008

heesungho

A kpop fanpage that doesn't have enough followers. If they message you it will 9/10 times be about Han jisung <33 Also ults txt and had an obsession with a beomgyu fancam until their storage said no❤.

Did you see heesungho's new video? They were crying over Han again.

by Daehwiiene January 13, 2021

van helsing allen

A person very careless but attentive unless that person is occupied thinking of something grand to them, they like to see the world for them self’s and see everything and experience everything with or without anybody. They have been through so much in their lives and haven’t had a good time but they will never tell you that. Their history is so hidden from everyone apart from one person, that person is the one person they love dearest to them and they are so amazed about that person and love them so much but always fail to show it and feel sorrow about it completely.

Wow Van Helsing Allen is such in asshole and doesn’t care about anything not even his Girlfriend or family

by I am very hang March 7, 2020