heinz

1}- a splendid brand of ketchup
2}- a verb that is used when one does poorly on a test, particularly when one recieves a grade of "57".

1}- these frenchfries are good, but they would be even better if i had some heinz to put on them.
2}- damn that spanish test was so hard, and i didn't even study...i bet you i totally heinzed it.

by mescelestus June 18, 2006

heinz

the products that support's kerry's livelihood.

when you buy a heinz product, you are financially supporting kerry, like it or not.

by Russell Berry August 13, 2004

heinz

Where Kerry gets all his campaign money

It's not blood money, it's ketchup money

by Dan April 10, 2004

heinz

a person with many ethnicities.

57 variteties

by chow chow June 5, 2003

Heinzed

Getting so high that your eyes turn red like Heinz Ketchup.

Yo Jimmy, lets rip bowls tonight and get heinzed.

or

Barry is currently heinzed as fuck.

by brotherhood101 May 27, 2013

Heinzing

When a woman on her period queefs.

Due to the dispersal of splatter, I suspect heinzing.

by RoboGent January 29, 2015

Heinzed

Derived from the manufacturer of baked beans.

The action of ingesting one or more 'Tenner Beans' (i.e. ecstasy tablets) followed by getting baked (smoking marijuana).

Dominic - "I've got some quality pills. You got any green?"
Paul - "Aye mate, just got an 8 ball"
Dominic - "Yass, let's get heinzed!"

weedpillsecstasymdmabeansheinz

by Carid December 17, 2013