Hedonism

Hedonism is the only way to live. Most teenagers strive to become hedonists by being lazy and generally doing everything and anything to make them feel good. Hedonism is the way to go.

Being lazy is a start down the path to hedonism...

by Mook April 21, 2005

hedonism

A lifestyle that consists of partying
passing out
then partying
then passing out
then going to the next party and partying...

and so on and so forth...

As soon as i finish school it's a life of hedonism for me!

by Keats September 16, 2004

Heathen hedonism

The pursuit of pleasure as a matter of ethical principle, in an extremely heathenistic way, or ignoring responsibility and focusing entirely on appeasing one's gods.

ie: the act of being a heathen hedon

Example:
Joe: Matt's been slaughtering goats all afternoon.

Will: I know, that guy just doesn't accept the responsibilities of life. Its all about his gods with him.

Joe: Talk about heathen hedonism.

by matt :[ May 20, 2009

Noble Hedonism

The semi philosophical idea that there is moral nobility in the pursuit of hedonistic pleasure. Taught by the Church Of Carnal Knowledge.

My friend here practices noble hedonism

by ElderThomas October 19, 2023

Sovereign Hedonism

A stable, self-governed form of hedonism that avoids addiction, emotional swings, and self-sabotage. It’s about choosing pleasure deliberately without crashing, overindulging, or losing control. You enjoy life, but you don't overrun into acting like you are enjoying yourself as a cover story.

Use free-style Sovereign Hedonism immediately. Like we taught you, you retard... ...and stop being such a needy brain damaged rent boy, like you learned to be from your dad.

by The Kretin April 6, 2025