hebe

A shortened form of hebephile; i.e. one who is attracted to adolescents a.k.a. jailbait.

I think he's a hebe because he likes hanging out with the junior high school girls

by Norah Jones May 3, 2008

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hebe

A derogitory word for a person of jewish heritage. If a christian calls a Jewish person a hebe or kike, they are a hypocrit because Jesus Christ was jewish and half of the the christian bible is about jewish people

1: What a hebe he picked up a penny.
2: Uh, hes fuckin homeless bro and remember christ was jewish so the hebes are cool.

by (I'd rather be anonymous because im pissing off many hypocrits) July 5, 2006

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hebing

A non-jew acting like a jew. A person in the act of being a cheap or trying to scam someone.

My brother is hebing now that he spent all that money at the strip club.

by Cheif Gary March 1, 2009

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hebes

A person who's parents refer to them by their last name and/or a variation of said name. This person also accepts his or her parents' religious and political beliefs without question. He or she may also persecute crowemosexual individuals, thus making him or her a bigotch as well.

EXAMPLE 1

Evan: Look at him. He's such a crowemosexual.

Jamison: Your powers of observation are mesmerizing, hebes.

EXAMPLE 2

Mother: C'mon Hebert. We're late to the Republican National Convention.

Son: Ok mom, but can we also attend the Conservative Political Action Conference?

Mother: What's the magic word?

Son: Pleeeeaaaase.

Mother: Alright, but we'll have to go to church first.

Entire Hebert Family: Amen!

by crowemosexual May 24, 2009

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