Hey, the morning paper...holy shit, Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife in his sleep?! I'll fucking kill that bitch! Wait, she shot herself afterwords...
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
Get the Phil Hartman mug.A Hartman Joint is a joint that is rolled with so much love and strong weed
That most of your friends dont want it back again after passing it to the left because its to strong.
That most of your friends dont want it back again after passing it to the left because its to strong.
1:Dude! Not again a hartman joint!
2:Damn this Joint is Hartman!
3:I cant smoke this joint anymore its to Hartman!
2:Damn this Joint is Hartman!
3:I cant smoke this joint anymore its to Hartman!
by Hartman-san January 28, 2016
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An awosme fucking character from the Stanley Kubrick movie 'Full Metal Jacket' which is one of the greatest war films ever made.
Gunnery Sgt Hartman: DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Marine:no Sgt hartman sir...
Sgt Hartman:BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!
Marine:no Sgt hartman sir...
Sgt Hartman:BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!
by Sergio Jaun Sheet Rodriguez November 15, 2010
Get the Gunnery Sgt Hartman mug.1. The surname Hartman means hardy/strong-man. Hartmans are an odd breed of Germans. Members of the Hartman Clan can usually be seen frequenting bars, Vietnamese whore houses and church all on the same day.
Rare strains of Hartmans enjoy drinking milkshakes while lifting weights and listening to a playlist compiled with musicians such as Death From Above 1979, old school Sugar Ray, the Backstreet Boys, Jack Johnson, William Shatner, and Culture Club.
Can also be used as an adjective or a verb.
2. A move that can be used in bed to sate even the most insatiable of nymphos. Can be used as a noun for the move, or a verb (to do the move).
Rare strains of Hartmans enjoy drinking milkshakes while lifting weights and listening to a playlist compiled with musicians such as Death From Above 1979, old school Sugar Ray, the Backstreet Boys, Jack Johnson, William Shatner, and Culture Club.
Can also be used as an adjective or a verb.
2. A move that can be used in bed to sate even the most insatiable of nymphos. Can be used as a noun for the move, or a verb (to do the move).
by M. Hartman August 1, 2006
Get the Hartman mug.A sub genre of rock music originated in the Midwest. Characterized by light and semi-twangy guitar riffs, this genre is dedicated to mostly blue-collar workers and average folks from Middle America (Missouri, Illinois, Nebraska, Indiana, ...) ex: Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, Bob Seger, Tom Petty,...
Heartland rock is probably the most easy-listening sub genre of rock music, and it is also the epitome of American pride and small town pride, which is similar to Country music and Southern Rock.
Heartland rock is probably the most easy-listening sub genre of rock music, and it is also the epitome of American pride and small town pride, which is similar to Country music and Southern Rock.
Bob: I live and die in the heartland, and ain't nothing beat the music where I'm from.
Bill: what type of music do your folks listen to?
Bob: my folks only listen to one thing, and it is heartland rock.
Bill: what type of music do your folks listen to?
Bob: my folks only listen to one thing, and it is heartland rock.
by Eastermister September 1, 2016
Get the heartland rock mug.That funny ass gunnery seargent from the movie "full metal jacket"
He was an actual gunnery seargent who served in Vietman.
He was an actual gunnery seargent who served in Vietman.
Hartman:How tall are you private?
Prvt Cowboy:sir 5 foot 3 sir.
Hartman:Jesus!I dind't know they stacked shit that high!
Hartman:HOLY DOG SHIT! What the fuck is that!
Prvt Pyle:sir a jelly donut sir.
Prvt Cowboy:sir 5 foot 3 sir.
Hartman:Jesus!I dind't know they stacked shit that high!
Hartman:HOLY DOG SHIT! What the fuck is that!
Prvt Pyle:sir a jelly donut sir.
by Nunya Buisness August 22, 2006
Get the hartman mug.Heartland is a TV show from Canada that is very famous about horses and drama *it is on netflix*. Hertland is played from 7:00 to 8:00 on CBC (i think)
Texting
Me : no sorry, i can't come over i have to watch Hertland.
Friend : whats Heartland ?
Me : nevermind i'll come over.
*Goes over with gun*
Friend : He...
Me : *with the gun to they're head* i will shoot you if you do not go on netflix anad watch every single episode right now !
Friend : WTF NOOO !!!
Me : *Shoots them*
Me : no sorry, i can't come over i have to watch Hertland.
Friend : whats Heartland ?
Me : nevermind i'll come over.
*Goes over with gun*
Friend : He...
Me : *with the gun to they're head* i will shoot you if you do not go on netflix anad watch every single episode right now !
Friend : WTF NOOO !!!
Me : *Shoots them*
by Mia Crawford March 19, 2017
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