Headlight Squeegee

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

by mrrab June 11, 2015

Vanilla Headlight

1. When you cum on a woman’s nipples and can see remnants through the shirt
2. A Dunkin donut

Person 1: Did you hear about the girl Johnny Ray hooked up with?
Person 2: Yea he was like a deer in vanilla headlights

by Cannonballer 20 April 22, 2023

dear and the headlights

amazing indie rock band, metaphoric lyrics and changing melodies. Probably the most underrated band. Toured with Paramore and Jimmy Eat World

"I went to the Dear and the Headlights concert last night, it was incredible"

by pcab23 February 23, 2009

headlights

When you can see a girl's nipples through her shirt, occurring most often on rainy or cold days

(rain falling outside)
Ben: Do you know what this rain means?
Paul: No, What?
Ben: Some girls will have their headlights on today.

by Sirk10 April 21, 2008

Caught in the headlights

When you freeze up when your parents walk in on you masterbating and you don't have time to hide anything.

Spencer: Dude i was in my room last night jerking off and my parents walked. I was Caught in the headlights and i couldn't hide the lotion, my member, or the porn.
Hayden: Thats what you get for trying to pull a sixxer.
Spencer:Its the Summer and I'm lonely.

by damzaha June 26, 2010

headlights

1. the eyes

2. a woman's breasts

His lust was apparent when he laid his headlights on her headlights.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2012

Headlights

Breasts; boobs; tits

Damn, Dude, check out her headlights!

by Anonymous August 15, 2003