matty healy

Singer of the band "The 1975" also one of the sexiest males on the planet.

When a girl looks at a picture of Matty Healy

Girl: Can i get pregnant from this?

by Sabrina ;) March 5, 2014

Matty Healy

Matty Healy is the lead singer of The 1975. The only thing anyone could say to describe him best is that he is an Emo Lord. Matty likes red wine, Truman Capote, and using the word juxtaposition. Most importantly, he is the father to a puppy named Allen Ginsberg Jesus Christ.

"Wow who is that singing? He has a wonderful voice!"
"Oh that's Matty Healy from The 1975!"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 29, 2016

matthew healy

Lead singer and guitarist of the bast band; The 1975. Hottest man alive.

Matthew Healy is bæ.

by The1975_matty August 10, 2015

Matty healy

A rock & roll poet sex god.

He reminds me of matty healy.

by zen May 6, 2015

Matty healy

Lead singer of 'the 1975'. Not a guy quite like him. Hot as hell. High as hell. Likes girls well... like hell. Also has a way with words that'll make you hooked to him the minute he opens his mouth. Warning Matty Healy cannot skateboard.

"I think I'm in love with Matty Healy. His accent is so hot. And oh my he speaks some fluent metaphoric language that I now adore!"

by Shonkeredbish April 23, 2017

Matt Healy

Matt Healy- is the only person who can beat Chuck Norris in anything he trys.
Last person to impersonate Matt Healy hid in a cave for 3 days.

Matt Healy can wheely on a unicycle.
Matt Healy not only has counted to infinity he has also divided by zero TWICE.

by Joe Granola October 11, 2009

Alex Healy

~Gay
~loves Bill(aka the best person to ever live)
~likes butt stuff
~and ur reading this rn wondering why i put this here

Alex Healy is a retarded little cum slut

by Anvils February 26, 2020