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healthy pipe

To have an extensive network or client base. Phrase often used in commercial real estate, short for “healthy pipeline”.
Cole has no problem generating new business, thanks to his healthy pipe.
by CJudd December 4, 2019
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Heart Healthy Diet

A diet mostly mirroring the Nathan Pritikin diet (who ended up committing suicide) which focuses on low fat, low protein, and high carbohydrate foods. Very popular among the US medical industry for boosting the sales and funding of pharmaceuticals.

The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
Three pudgy middle aged men sitting around a table and another man in his late 20's with the body of a greek god eating eggs and a big-ass steak.

old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?

young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...

old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.

young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...

old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.

Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
by TheDink September 20, 2011
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Healthy

Someone who has a pleasing genetic make-up, suitable for procreation.

Sexually attractive, hot.
Bro #1: Dude, check out the chic in the blue!
Bro #2: Man, she's so fucking healthy.
by toomanytrees November 16, 2011
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healthily

adv: in a healthy manner

No matter what others may say, healthily is indeed a word as it is used by regarded sources such as the NY Times, Princeton, Encarta, and Webster's Dictionary.
Hey Caroline, I eat very healthily
by JoshuaEL September 21, 2008
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healthy

sexually attractive, especially in a way that suggests vigor or athleticism.
I'm sick of townies, dude, let's go find some healthy boys.
by shakeitdontbreakit January 26, 2006
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Healthy One

When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
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Healthy HEAUX

Pronounced “HO”

(but please don’t get it twisted she probably not promiscuous )

A Healthy Heaux has an awareness of her environment and her own existence and thoughts. She’s the bad ass bitch who is healthy mentally, physically, and socially or who is working towards it. She is undeniably herself and works everyday to better her mind, body, soul.
Beyoncé is a Healthy Heaux.
Jhene Aiko is a Healthy Heaux.
by The Healthy Heaux July 25, 2019
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