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Heavy Burner's Society
Milpitas
1980's

A self-professed, "Bullshit Club," evidenced by annual elections for club president (nickels counted as one vote "for" pennies one vote "against"). Votes were counted New Year's eve for that year, not the following year, and weren't done being counted until after midnight, so the elected official was never really President, but got bragging rights for the previous year. The money helped pay for booze at the party.

Cards with a custom rubber stamp containing secret ID symbol's were printed for members to gain entry to parties (passed through the door jamb).

Each member had a nickname and "the Prez" had to approve these, but even though membership was rather exclusive, everyone who smoked dope in Milpitas in the early to mid-80's either scored from one of the members or knew of the HBS.

Matt "The Prez,"
Friday at 5 at Brian's,
Rocky, the asshole who would inevitably yell and kick everyone out.

You could describe us as white punks on dope, but this it is the only abreviation of HBS that can stand.
There was always a cloud of KGB coming out of the HBS headquarters every Friday at 5 for KFOG's Weekend Salute.
HBS by Yogurt (aka Puddin' Cup) January 17, 2008
Harvard Buisness School

Innumerate Wharton rejects, full of hot air and business buzz word!
We are full of:

Porter five forces
Value chain
useless cases
......

He can't count, oh well, he went to HBS!
HBS by Jason MXX April 11, 2008
It's short for 'hungry bum syndrome' when someones trousers are a bit to far up thier own arse and it resembles like you're bum is trying to eat your trousers.
Belinda - 'Omg, hahah. Look...over there!'
Claire - 'Look at the case of HBS on that skank! We're bitches but it's true.'
HBS by Claire Anderson December 9, 2008
as the two vagrants were participating in the ancient ritual of hobo butt sex, the first vagrant moaned, "ggrrrrgrrr" gingerly into the second vagrant's ear
hbs by converse man April 5, 2005
Jess: I think I'm getting my period soon

Anne: how do you ?

Jess: I have hbs. Feels like I've upped a cup size. And they're so sore.

Anne: Ah, I know the feels.
Hbs by Candyb² May 30, 2019